deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via fake-mermaid)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via interjects)

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via cumfort)

cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

image

(via lubricates)

blueeyesbigsurprise:

It’s too hot to sleep with a blanket but I can’t sleep without a blanket

(via nippled)

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