me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

(via crunchier)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via happiest)

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

:D

Put the sticker back

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(via crunchier)

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mama-killuhsessa:
Greatest artist to live

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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(via unshaped)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via sorry)

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